Why Beards Stop Growing On Tuesdays And Why Farting Is Good For Your Health.

There are plenty of times when many of us do as little as work as possible on a Tuesday. If you have enjoyed a particularly taxing weekend, Monday can take care of itself, but it is Tuesday that you must look out for. It may be that you are still drunk on Monday or the hangover has kicked in, and you know that you just need to get through the day.

That is fine but there are few things worse than making it through Monday only to find Tuesday is just as bad. In fact, it’s worse because Tuesday should be better, but it often isn’t. If you can’t be bothered doing much on a Tuesday, can you blame your beard for taking it easy?

Your beard works hard at the weekend, it deserves time off

Your beard knows that the weekend is the big time, the chance to be in the spotlight. Therefore, beards stop growing on Tuesdays. Why rush into action? You’ve just endured the weekend, you have a few days to take it easy before getting yourself into the swing of things. Like you, your beard prefers a lazy Tuesday, waiting for Thursday and Friday to be at its best.

This means that Tuesday should be a chilled day, the ideal day to have some laughs. No matter what age you are, we bet that you still find farting funny, and you should, but did you know farting is good for your health? Here are some of the key reasons why a fart may boost your health:

  • Farting reduces bloating, helping you to look slimmer
  • Farting is beneficial to the health of your colon, which is very important
  • Your fart odour can provide you with early health warnings
  • Unusual fart odours may suggest that your diet is wrong, so make amends
  • It provides relief
  • Farting can help keep your gut in good working order

These reasons should give you all the evidence you need to know that farting is good for your health but there is also another crucial factor that is worth considering. Farting can be fun. In fact, farting can be hilarious.

Who doesn’t find farts funny?

Whether you are alone, with a partner or in a crowded room, you cannot deny that farts have lifted the tone, brightened the mood and caused many people to burst out laughing. There is always a time and a place for such outbursts but if you have never found farts funny, even as a grown-up (especially as a grown-up), you are clearly missing out.

There is a lot to be said for growing older but growing up is all relative. On some days, you may be the man that lets his beard grow dishevelled and find the idea of letting rip hilarious and on other days, your beard will be trimmed, oiled, looking great and you will be on your best behaviour.

It is good to have these two sides in your life and there will even be occasions when you like to mix and match. All we know is that keeping things bottled up can’t be good for you, so stop worrying about what other people think, and this is as true about your beard as it is for your farts.

There will be some people who say that farts aren’t funny, and these are probably the same people who wouldn’t like the idea of Beardspunk on their face. However, its your life, whatever you laugh at and whatever you like on your face is down to you, so get out there and have some fun.

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